sickypants
dear pants
i woke up with the flu today. i wish you were still here so you could take care of me. i’d get you sick then we could be sick together and watch bad daytime tv and eat soup. that would be nice.
xo
z
dear z - i am so sorry for my late reply. i am an awful friend. i am sorry you are sick. i hope you are feeing better. soon, we will be watching bad daytime tv and eating soup (and cake), minus the flu. can’t wait! xxxxnh